Eight things, each explained properly
No feature grid of three-word promises. Every page below says what the thing does, how it works, and — at the bottom of each — what it deliberately does not do.
Gift Registry
Every registry asks your grandmother to create an account. This one asks her to tap a link. She sees the gifts, taps the one she is buying, types her name, and she is done — no password, no app, no marketing emails for the next four years.
- Guests claim gifts with one tap — no account, ever
- Quantity tracking, so nobody buys the second cot
- A printable checklist for the grandparent who shops in person
Cash Gifts
Most registries that accept cash gifts hold your money, take a percentage, and pay you out on their schedule. This one never touches it. Guests tap a button and the money moves from their account to yours, exactly as if they had sent it to you directly — because they did.
- Seven services: Venmo, PayPal, Cash App, Zelle, Apple Cash, GoFundMe, or any link
- The platform never holds your money and takes 0%
- Amount and gift note prefilled, so the guest just confirms
The Village
A baby arrives into a crowd — grandparents, an auntie who is not technically an auntie, the friend who has been there since school. This is where that crowd becomes visible to each other, and to your child in eighteen years.
- Profiles with the name they want to be called — Poppy, Nana, Auntie Kate
- One shared room, with parent moderation and no passwords to remember
- Badges earned from real help, not from showing up
Memory Vault
The photos of your child's first year are currently spread across three phones, a group chat and a cloud account somebody will eventually stop paying for. This is one place, owned by you, that is meant to still be there in 2044.
- Everyone in the village can add photos and stories, not just you
- Location data stripped from every upload, automatically
- Download the entire vault — photos and every word — whenever you like
Time Capsules
Write to the adult your child will become. Seal it. Nobody reads it — not the village, not a curious cousin, not you in a weak moment — until the year they turn eighteen.
- Sealed means sealed: the words are withheld, not merely hidden behind a banner
- Anyone in the village can leave one, and their own is always readable to them
- The seal opens in the year of the eighteenth birthday, worked out from the real date
Baby Shower
The shower is usually organised by somebody who is not you, in a group chat nobody can search, with a spreadsheet that only one person has. This puts it on the same link as the registry, and gives the hostess her own way in.
- A task list your helpers claim themselves — no chasing
- RSVPs with a guest count and a live "who is coming" tally
- Hostess accounts that cannot reach your billing, settings or vault
Themes
Registries are beige because beige offends nobody. But this is the only baby your family is having this year, and a site that looks like a spreadsheet is a strange place to keep the photographs. Pick a theme and the whole site becomes it.
- Ten boy themes and ten girl themes — deliberately no neutral option
- A theme changes the entire site, not a header colour
- Every theme is contrast-checked automatically, so nothing is unreadable
Gender Reveal
The people who most want to be at your gender reveal are the ones who cannot get there: the grandparent three states away, the best friend on a night shift, the aunt in a different time zone. This is one link you send to all of them, and one moment that lands on every screen at the same second.
- One page, one link — nothing to install and nothing to sign up for
- You see exactly who turned up, live, as they arrive
- The answer is sealed until you press the button — it is not in the page, the data or the email before then
Privacy
Everybody's privacy page says "we take your privacy seriously". Here is what is actually true of this software, in specifics you can check.
- Reachable only by a secret link, and blocked from every search engine
- Each family gets its own isolated database and photo directory
- Export everything or delete everything, yourself, at any time
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Every feature on this page is switched on during the trial. No card, and nothing is deleted if you decide not to continue.
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